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you might be a noob if you take your brand new aluminum big bores and put them on your flux thinking they come pre-filled. makes for a springy ride.:loveford:
 
you might be a noob if you take your brand new aluminum big bores and put them on your flux thinking they come pre-filled. makes for a springy ride.:loveford:

Even if they were filled you would still be a noob for running a shock with the fluid hpi puts in them. JK man congrats on the bb's
 
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you might be a noob if you put after run oil in, look down the GP hole and get a eye full as you pull the cord..or if your name is NITROMITE. not me!!!!
 
you might be a noob if you install a .15 engine to your savy, and think it'll go faster!
 
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You might be a noob if you shoot yourself in the face with shock oil.
 
Man, you guys know how to make a guy feel like a real idiot, especially since I have done most of the above 🙂

I will add one - you might be a noob is you punch yourself in the groin trying to start a pull-start motor - even more so when the reason it won't start is because you forgot to put the igniter on the glow plug 🙂
 
This is an incident I had with a UbEr n00b on another forum. The guys was wondering why he keeps on eating up diffs like crazy so I decided to help him since no one else would... Now I know why the wont.
So I asked him what seemed to be the problem. He said that his savage was messing up a diff every single time he took it to bash. Now he has a XL with the old XL diffs and the stock motor. I had the same set up for a while now and I haven’t broken any diffs yet so I so I started asking questions to see if it was something he was doing. I asked him if he had shimmed the diffs he said yah that’s the first thing I did. Then I started questioning his driving and asked him:
Me: let’s say that there is a large rock what do you do to get around it?
Him: I just ram it full throttle. Man the savage has so much power nothing can stand on its way
Me: huh ... do you jump yore truck?
Him: Yah I made my own ramp so I can do flips of all sort on it.
Me: Do you land with the brakes on?
Him: Yah that’s what u have to do so that it won’t take off when you land. Are you shure that you know much about these things??
Me: I will ignore your last comment but who told you to land with brakes?
Him: my friend he has a bunch of Nikko Trucks that he jump he know allot about RC
Me: Dude you got to be joking me. The Nikko trucks aren’t even hobby grade they are toys made for 5 year olds.
Him: OMG your such a noob I have no idea why I even asked a noob for help...
Then he blocked me on MSN.
Now can someone plz clarify to me who the real noob is?
 
This is an incident I had with a UbEr n00b on another forum. The guys was wondering why he keeps on eating up diffs like crazy so I decided to help him since no one else would... Now I know why the wont.
So I asked him what seemed to be the problem. He said that his savage was messing up a diff every single time he took it to bash. Now he has a XL with the old XL diffs and the stock motor. I had the same set up for a while now and I haven’t broken any diffs yet so I so I started asking questions to see if it was something he was doing. I asked him if he had shimmed the diffs he said yah that’s the first thing I did. Then I started questioning his driving and asked him:
Me: let’s say that there is a large rock what do you do to get around it?
Him: I just ram it full throttle. Man the savage has so much power nothing can stand on its way
Me: huh ... do you jump yore truck?
Him: Yah I made my own ramp so I can do flips of all sort on it.
Me: Do you land with the brakes on?
Him: Yah that’s what u have to do so that it won’t take off when you land. Are you shure that you know much about these things??
Me: I will ignore your last comment but who told you to land with brakes?
Him: my friend he has a bunch of Nikko Trucks that he jump he know allot about RC
Me: Dude you got to be joking me. The Nikko trucks aren’t even hobby grade they are toys made for 5 year olds.
Him: OMG your such a noob I have no idea why I even asked a noob for help...
Then he blocked me on MSN.
Now can someone plz clarify to me who the real noob is?

Nikko trucks FTW. Didn't even know they had breaks Kuddo's to Nikko for making such a "bulletproof" truck. Think I am going to have to trade in my savage for one now.
 
You may be a noob if you post this.

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This is an incident I had with a UbEr n00b on another forum. The guys was wondering why he keeps on eating up diffs like crazy so I decided to help him since no one else would... Now I know why the wont.
So I asked him what seemed to be the problem. He said that his savage was messing up a diff every single time he took it to bash. Now he has a XL with the old XL diffs and the stock motor. I had the same set up for a while now and I haven’t broken any diffs yet so I so I started asking questions to see if it was something he was doing. I asked him if he had shimmed the diffs he said yah that’s the first thing I did. Then I started questioning his driving and asked him:
Me: let’s say that there is a large rock what do you do to get around it?
Him: I just ram it full throttle. Man the savage has so much power nothing can stand on its way
Me: huh ... do you jump yore truck?
Him: Yah I made my own ramp so I can do flips of all sort on it.
Me: Do you land with the brakes on?
Him: Yah that’s what u have to do so that it won’t take off when you land. Are you shure that you know much about these things??
Me: I will ignore your last comment but who told you to land with brakes?
Him: my friend he has a bunch of Nikko Trucks that he jump he know allot about RC
Me: Dude you got to be joking me. The Nikko trucks aren’t even hobby grade they are toys made for 5 year olds.
Him: OMG your such a noob I have no idea why I even asked a noob for help...
Then he blocked me on MSN.
Now can someone plz clarify to me who the real noob is?

:lmao3:

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this is an incident i had with a uber n00b on another forum. The guys was wondering why he keeps on eating up diffs like crazy so i decided to help him since no one else would... Now i know why the wont.
So i asked him what seemed to be the problem. He said that his savage was messing up a diff every single time he took it to bash. Now he has a xl with the old xl diffs and the stock motor. I had the same set up for a while now and i haven’t broken any diffs yet so i so i started asking questions to see if it was something he was doing. I asked him if he had shimmed the diffs he said yah that’s the first thing i did. Then i started questioning his driving and asked him:
Me: Let’s say that there is a large rock what do you do to get around it?
Him: I just ram it full throttle. Man the savage has so much power nothing can stand on its way
me: Huh ... Do you jump yore truck?
Him: Yah i made my own ramp so i can do flips of all sort on it.
Me: Do you land with the brakes on?
Him: Yah that’s what u have to do so that it won’t take off when you land. Are you shure that you know much about these things??
Me: I will ignore your last comment but who told you to land with brakes?
Him: My friend he has a bunch of nikko trucks that he jump he know allot about rc
me: Dude you got to be joking me. The nikko trucks aren’t even hobby grade they are toys made for 5 year olds.
Him: Omg your such a noob i have no idea why i even asked a noob for help...
Then he blocked me on msn.
Now can someone plz clarify to me who the real noob is?

all i can say is if he had no idea what he was talking about he should have kept his mouth shut lol i know i myself don't comment unless i know what I'm talking about, i admit the savage is a beast but not intended to be slammed off boulders and to take jumps and land with the brakes engaged,what the heck did he think would happen.seems to me its not a matter of who's the noob but who the real "bonehead" is!!

P.S.. NICE THANKS YOU GOT FOR TRYING TO HELP EH?
 
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