Having a bad Day

[AllanQ]

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired you have those sometimes]
try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A** THAN YOURS!

 

[Shaun]

LMAO thats priceless!!😛eace:

 

[stang_racer]

oh wow that is truely great where did you find this???

 

[X]

I don't care how much they sanitize it, I will never buy something that has been up another person's a**!!!

 

[AllanQ]

Stang, my wife sent it to me. I have no idea where she got it from, don't think I want to ask LOL

 

[super nub i drive traxxas]

why do u need 2 test it? lol

 

[stang_racer]

haha i think i speak for everyone pass this along to ur wife!!!

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH MADE MY DAY BETTER!!!!

 

[XXX]

I think a piece of me just died here, its like I have been violated...and never knew it till now :crying:

Lol, this was a good laugh. I never really paid attention to those directions haha! Sometimes maybe its better not to know on certain things rofl.