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Wish granted. Customs will hold it for a month and charge you $200 when they feel like delivering it.

I wish my kids would do their chores.
 
Granted... It started hailing

I wish football practice didn't start a 7 in the morning
 
Granted - your boxes are now never delayed in Customs - they are immediately refused without delay :)

I wish lipos werent so expensive.
 
This is too easy...
Granted but you are electrocuted the first day on the job.

I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, But you become a selfish ignorant drunk who everyone despises

I wish the work weeks were flipped, 2 days of work, 5 days of weekend
 
Granted, but in order to meet federal education requirements, you have to go every other hour - all week :)

I wish I could come up with something here that no one could come up with a witty, and negative, response to :)
 
Granted, but in order to meet federal education requirements, you have to go every other hour - all week :)

I wish I could come up with something here that no one could come up with a witty, and negative, response to :)

Granted, but......awe dammit

I wish I didn't get violent explosive diarrhea every time I eat Mexican food.
 
granted but every thime you eat everything but mexican food you have explosive diara

i wish here was only i hour of school each month
 
Granted but you owe the federal government billions of dollars for a loan you didnt want in the first place.

I wish my clocks went to 16 instead of twelve.
 

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