Samrsnow
AKA glue sniffer
- Messages
- 224
- Location
- Metairie Louisiana
Yesterday i was throwing a football with my friend. He was in a driveway maybe 20/30 yards away. Well after maybe 30 minutes of throwing back and forth i found my baseball cap was blocking my vision a little bit....Sooo I stuck it on the back bumper of a red Ford bronco that was a few feet away from me. and it fell off, So i put it back on there and made it stay there by putting part of it in the slot between the bumper and the and the rear door of the truck. and it stayed....So me and my friend continued throwing the football back and forth...a few minutes later the owner gets in and drives off WITH MY HAT ON THE BUMPER!! And neither of us realized that it was still on there until about 2 minutes later when i looked around for a second...i turned to my friend and Asked "where is my hat?" And with a shocked look on his face he said to me "its still on the bumper" and as he said that.....my heart sank.....I ask him which way the guy went and then i was off at FULL SPEED running for about 3 blocks! As i was running my friend went back inside and my dad asked him "where did Sam go?" My friend said "I think Sam is about to have a heart attack...." I could not find the red Bronco after running 3 blocks so i ran back home and knocked on my next door neighbor's door to ask if he had the cell phone number of the guy that had my hat on his truck. He did not come to the door...So i thought about getting my bike out and going to the main road where all the traffic is...i kept hearing cars go by as i went in and out of the back door and then i stopped and stayed i the house for a second and then i heard the rumbling oh the Ford bronco's engine. I EMEDIETLY bolted out the door over the the guy as he was pulling in his driveway and low and behold my hat was still there!!! I was cramping up all over my legs at that moment but i didn't care as i grabbed my hat from his rear bumper. The guy got out of his Bronco and i said "I left my hat on your bumper" As he was opening the hood of his Bronco i asked him "Where did you go? the store? He said "No, I went to my brothers house a block away" ....ONE BLOCK AWAY! Isn't that just great? I told him that i ran 3 blocks looking for him and he said "Sorry bud" So he only drove 1 block away while i ran 3....It scared the crud out of me but i got my hat back!
So DON'T EVER put your favorite hat on the back bumper of someones car even for a minute! Or that^^^^ might just happen to you.
So DON'T EVER put your favorite hat on the back bumper of someones car even for a minute! Or that^^^^ might just happen to you.
