RangerRock
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
*WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
*MAN: "Yes"
*WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat,
it's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
*MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
*WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
*MAN: "How much?"
*WOMAN: "$90,000"
*MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
*WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
*MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's
really a pretty good price."
*WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you somuch!!"
*MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....
*MAN: He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
*WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
*MAN: "Yes"
*WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat,
it's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
*MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
*WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
*MAN: "How much?"
*WOMAN: "$90,000"
*MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
*WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
*MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's
really a pretty good price."
*WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you somuch!!"
*MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.....
*MAN: He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."
