Best Christmas Cookies
Ever
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to be sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the dried fruit too.
Pick up the frigging fruit off the floor and chuck it in too.
Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit sticks in the beaters, just use a drewscriver to pry it loose.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find or have left.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas.
Have a good and safe holiday HPISF
:santa:
Ever
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to be sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the dried fruit too.
Pick up the frigging fruit off the floor and chuck it in too.
Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit sticks in the beaters, just use a drewscriver to pry it loose.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find or have left.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas.
Have a good and safe holiday HPISF
:santa:
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