A 3 word story

[wullie]

Found this on my local cruise site a while back and thot we could do it here too. its called a 3 word story and u can only post up 3 words at a time (hence the name!!) but can post as many or as little times as u want. the more people who join in the funnier and more stranger the story becomes. Would appreciate if a member of admin posted up saying this would be ok. iv included the thread that started this on our local site for u guys to have a look at.

http://www.livicruise.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=42

[wullie]

when i was

[Baronie]

Driving down the

[trashard]

street I saw

[HPI_Savage25]

A broken T-Maxx

[Chunky Monkey]

parked next to

[HPI_Savage25]

his brother ( FORD )

[trashard]

And I wanted

[wullie]

his little green

[Chunky Monkey]

silicon fuel line

[HPI_Savage25]

that was WAY

[Chunky Monkey]

out of proportion...

[HPI_Savage25]

and sucked TOO

[Chunky Monkey]

much battery life

[HPI_Savage25]

until it looked

[Chunky Monkey]

like a blob.

[HPI_Savage25]

Then it went

[Jeepguy]

but instead I...

[Jeepguy]

oops.. sorry, that doesnt work.. (thought it was after CM's first post)...

Let's try:

"up the ramp"

[wullie]

in reverse gear

[Chunky Monkey]

while burning up

[wullie]

my shiny new

[trashard]

can of fuel

[HPI_Savage25]

in a purple

[RLM]

four wheel drive

[HPI_Savage25]

2006 Chevy Sierra.

( I am a chevy fan. )

[RLM]

but then my

[Chunky Monkey]

fuel pump went

[trashard]

up in flames

[vash1774]

so I yelled

[Jeepguy]

where's the nearest

[Revo-World]

city fire department

[4x4]

and they said

[Revo-World]

around the corner

[Jeepguy]

so then I...

[Revo-World]

said thank you

[wullie]

to the little

[Revo-World]

former circus clown

[wullie]

in his pink

[HPI_Savage25]

yello polka-dot bakini

[Revo-World]

after that I

[Droogmole SS 4.6!]

cycled to the

[Revo-World]

nearest health clinic

[Dkmode]

and bought a

[HPI_Savage25]

ribbed Magnum Condom

(If innapropriate Please delete)

[Droogmole SS 4.6!]

and slighted it

[Revo-World]

and then it

[Droogmole SS 4.6!]

whas filled with

[Revo-World]

orange flavored pop

[Hoppedup Savage]

yum she said

[HPI_Savage25]

While at LHS

[Revo-World]

I bought a

[Hoppedup Savage]

savage and a

[Revo-World]

gallon of fuel

[TH3180]

the wife said

[vash1774]

where is mine?

[Jeepguy]

So I replied

[Revo-World]

none ya business

[wullie]

now go get

[Hoppedup Savage]

another one so

[wullie]

the cat can

[Revo-World]

drink some milk

[4x4]

but don't forget

[Hoppedup Savage]

to buy some

[Jeepguy]

duct tape to

[wullie]

more strawberry flavoured

[Hoppedup Savage]

popsicles for my

[Dkmode]

small pet poodle

[Baronie]

That started dancing

[vash1774]

A Square Dance

[Revo-World]

on two legs

[wullie]

ontop of my

[Revo-World]

black coffee table

[Hoppedup Savage]

and spilt my

[Dkmode]

table in two!

[Revo-World]

I then snapped

[Hoppedup Savage]

and duct taped

[vash1774]

my tuned pipe

[wullie]

to the side

[4x4]

and then got

[Hoppedup Savage]

ice cold beer

[4x4]

and a mini

[wullie]

teeny weeny little

[Hoppedup Savage]

don't even ask

[Baronie]

About the little

[wullie]

smell comming from

[Baronie]

Inside the fridge

[Droogmole SS 4.6!]

it stinks like

[4x4]

a massively big

[trashard]

rat who died

[4x4]

in a sewer

[trashard]

and has been

[Baronie]

Run over by

[wullie]

a combine harvester

[4x4]

and all its

[wullie]

french garlic smelling

[Hoppedup Savage]

eyeballs and guts

[4x4]

spilled out on

[trashard]

my dinner plate

[wullie]

for the third

[trashard]

time this week

[Dkmode]

and caused me

[Speedster]

I'm not ***!

[wullie]

in my opinion

[4x4]

it was a

[Speedster]

Nice new engine

[vash1774]

with big headers

[trashard]

and vented clutch

[wullie]

but only one

[4x4]

problem was that

[vash1774]

the flux capacitor

[Baronie]

Was`nt working properly

[wullie]

no thanks to

[4x4]

that really big

[vash1774]

Rust filled bumper

[wullie]

hangin off my

[Baronie]

Leaking bathroom tap

[wullie]

covered in green

[4x4]

sticky, paint like

[trashard]

stuff that smells

[Savage]

very much like

[wullie]

a freshly laid

[trashard]

dog`s donut and

[Savage]

some other guy's

[Baronie]

Burnt christmas dinner

[vash1774]

of baked ham

[wullie]

luckily for me

[4x4]

it was still

[Savage]

the only thing

[4x4]

that had not

[Revo-World]

been butchered up

[4x4]

and not put

[wullie]

through the fire

[4x4]

without a big

[Baronie]

Explosion taking place

[wullie]

in my pants

[ThrillaInManila]

therefor i went

[trashard]

to the toilet

[wullie]

and dropped a

[4x4]

big gun on

[vash1774]

the little sink

[trashard]

just to scare

[wullie]

the elf living

[4x4]

under my savage

[wullie]

for the last

[vash1774]

Big joe tire

[wullie]

that punctured because

[Jeremy]

of the little

[polystyrene]

elfs point hat

[Curt]

a bit like

[Jeremy]

a smelly fart

[jgoodw3]

so i wiped

[Chunky Monkey]

off my face

[jgoodw3]

the slime that

[jgoodw3]

smelled so bad

[Chunky Monkey]

that i puked.

[jgoodw3]

all over the

[Curt]

square shaped circle

[trashard]

and cleaned it

[Curt]

but OH NOOOOOOOOO...

[wullie]

i landed in

[Curt]

some random dung

[Revo-World]

that smelled like

[Chunky Monkey]

juicy poopy cacca

[trashard]

and looked like



( maybe we can publish this wonder of literature ) LOL

[Chunky Monkey]

little lumpy white

[trashard]

shiny pimples and

[Chunky Monkey]

spotted green jello.(new sentence)

[trashard]

the next day

[jgoodw3]

it happened so

[polystyrene]

many times that

[4x4]

it could drive

[vash1774]

to the store

[Stealth Attack]

just to see

[wullie]

the cute girl

[polystyrene]

who's muff was

[jgoodw3]

was all wore

[wullie]

out after my

[vash1774]

temp hit 400

[wullie]

from thrusting dry

[polystyrene]

ice into the

[vash1774]

tail pipe on

[wullie]

the back of

[polystyrene]

my grannys skoda

[wullie]

she stole from

[Baronie]

next doors squirrel

[wullie]

after he had

[4x4]

shot the big

[polystyrene]

brown bear who

[wullie]

sitting in her

[trashard]

living room and

[wullie]

holding his big

[Baronie]

mac and fries

[trashard]

behind his back

[Wilder]

while flashing us

[Jeepguy]

a toothless smile

[Wilder]

and drooling on

[wullie]

pictures of naked

[Stealth Attack]

really big fat

[Baronie]

Round hairy green

[trashard]

fungus, to satisfy

[wullie]

his desperate urge

[trashard]

to eat this

[Maxx-Savage]

Incredibley juicey and

[polystyrene]

mangy cats dark

[Maxx-Savage]

Blue and green

[polystyrene]

yellow polka dot

[wullie]

bikini i found

[Maxx-Savage]

in my brother's

[polystyrene]

underpants!. He admits

[Jeremy]

he chews on

[4x4]

the big blue

[polystyrene]

smurfs hat who

[Jeremy]

ran away with

[Baronie]

My new shiny

[wullie]

high powered vibrating

[polystyrene]

chair which used

[Jeremy]

used it for

[wullie]

times when i

[polystyrene]

was feeling lonely

[TimT]

and out of

[polystyrene]

potato chips which

[TimT]

reminds me that

[polystyrene]

i needed toilet!

[TimT]

flavored dip for

[polystyrene]

my cheesy feet

[wullie]

so my wife

[Jeepguy]

got some soap

[polystyrene]

, scrubbed til she

[trashard]

had no nails

[TimT]

. Then she kissed

[wullie]

the spot where

[vash1774]

I was Hairless

[Maxx-Savage]

and then i

[polystyrene]

jumped on the

[arisking]

couch and screamed...

[polystyrene]

aaaaaagh, aaaaaagh, aaaaaaagh

[trashard]

and I thought

[arisking]

my Savage is

[polystyrene]

broke, damn, so

[vash1774]

time to pull

[trashard]

out my wallet

[polystyrene]

a big rubber

[trashard]

to put on


(LOL)

[wullie]

before i abuse

[polystyrene]

my rear tyre

[Maxx-Savage]

Then i went

[vash1774]

to the pool

[Chaos]

to look for..

[polystyrene]

a big floating